Well, to be honest, I created this site to hide away my ever growing pile of really violent and squicky fanfiction. I have no idea why, but recently my work has just gotten really dark and I don't want to scare people who are used to the mild stuff I usually write. Yeah, I'm a chicken shit, but I'd rather do this than give someone a heart attack and get sued for not having enough warnings.

[Was I smoking something when I made it?]

No. It's all natural. I'm insane. Don't fuck with nuts.

[If you're so nuts, then prove it.]

Why should I? ::flaps hand and kicks back::

Kaoru: ::sighs and pokes:: Behave.

::smirks:: Hai, Kaoru-hime

Kaoru: Fuck you.

[Anything else, smart-]

Watch your friggin' mouth, junior. I get to swear since it's my site. Kaoru gets to cause I plan to torture him for it later.